1st And Turtle

What is 1st And Turtle?

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

Thankyaaaah

1. Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first ..

Calendar Droppings

1. Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see. Dude, I have a GILF date w..

Djotd

1. Dad Joke of the day - a joke worthy of your Dad. Peter: "You know you're in the Dead Center of town when you reach the Cemete..

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