1st And Turtle

What is 1st And Turtle?

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

Condom Skid

1. When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it. I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid..

Origin Of The Empire Iris

1. The greatest Metal band of all time. The have two awsome singers, and awesome guitarist, an awesome drummer, and an awesome bassist. Gi..

Telefuckbuddy

1. Non-committed partner whom which one engages in phone sex with. Friends with benefits, so to speak, with all benefits taking place over..

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