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(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have..
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Oh my fucking gosh (or god) i love you baby.
Guy: omfgilybby <3
Girl: awwwwe. <3 luv you too, bbycakes.
See omfg, ily, bby..