$tarbuck$

What is $tarbuck$?

1.

A Posh, upscale, trendy, pretentious coffee shop franchaise hell-bent on putting their more sincere competitors (like Dunkin' Donuts) out of business with their "designer" coffee, mocha java and latte blends that are merely an ultra-sweetened and enriched concoction of Maxwell House, liquid shit and rat semen. They are mostly frequented by snotty, cardigan-wearing yuppie cocksuckers, corporate scumbags in three-piece suits and mindless working class drones who think paying $4.00 for a cup of coffee makes them successful and important.

FIREMAN: Oh, sir...sir! The World Trade Center has just collapsed and many survivors need help! Do you have any water you can spare?

$TARBUCK$ VENDOR: Sure. I have some bottled water over here you can have... for 300 bucks a bottle! Heh heh heh!

FIREMAN: You heartless slug... fuck you!

See diarrhea, shit, semen, smegma, pus, vomit
29

Random Words:

Gertonincapioniacin
1. A type of panda that fly's though the water and has the ability to shape shift into a hot dog bun Paul says "The genie said i..
Read more
====>
1. Chris Perry likes to have this in his mouth. Chris says "You guys, I like to have (_)(_)====> in my mouth!!!!"..
Read more
Piss Take
1. See: take the piss Why don't you find that song funny? It's clearly a piss take. See joke, comedy, satire, bold, stupid..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free