What is 3tard?
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Someone who repeatedly signs up for a contract with '3' mobile phone network despite their having virtually no network cover and the worst customer service known to man.
"My sister, Claire, is a complete 3tard. She's just signed up for another two years with '3' even though she gets no signal within 40 miles of her home."
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