What is 3tard?
1.
Someone who repeatedly signs up for a contract with '3' mobile phone network despite their having virtually no network cover and the worst customer service known to man.
"My sister, Claire, is a complete 3tard. She's just signed up for another two years with '3' even though she gets no signal within 40 miles of her home."
See
Random Words:
1.
Pronounced Gone-ah-tock-ah-more-kin.
Used as a response to an unwelcomed chat-up line (or just an attempt to hit on you), gonatokamorki..