$texas

What is $texas?


1.

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

2.

Lots of money.

In reference to a Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy sketch where Burt Reynolds wagers $texas on final jeopardy

"Trebek : "Write a number, any number will do, maybe a one, or a two, or maybe a three"

FINAL JEOPARDY MUSIC

Trebek: "OK, French Stewart, grinning like an idiot, you seem pretty sure of yourself. And your answer is THREEVE. A combination of Three and Five. Simply Stunning. And your wager.... TEXAS with a dollar sign."

If I had three wishes, I would wish for health, and happiness, and $texas.


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