What is 35th Base?
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Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
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Having sex with Buddha's belly button, and becoming the new Buddha. You then go through a series of events very much like the Santa Clause Movies.
What happened to Amelia Earhart is often assumed unknown but was actually 35th Base in action.
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See village idiot.
George W Bush is America's greatest village idiot.
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A reason to move to Canada.
I can't take four mor..
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In a tight spot or complicated situation
Mike found himself in quite the pickle tangle when he realized there is no more toilet paper a..
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similar to the blumpkin hat (giving a swirly post blumpkin) but this time you have diarrhea
Karly drank all of my blumpkin slushie last..
