56th Base

What is 56th Base?


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Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it

Past version of you: I think i might go to bed

Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time

Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!

Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base

See base, sex, time, machine


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