What is 57th Base?
The act of fucking all ancestors and descendants of one person, all at once, attaining a level of nirvana previously unseen, except for one night October of 1929. The shock wave was so great, the stock market crashed. Lots of whipped cream must also be involved.
Dude, I got to 57th base last night, and I fucked JFK and Queen Victoria. It was insane.