87th Base

What is 87th Base?


1.

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

See staircase, ceiling fan


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