17th Century English Edit Meaning

1. A girl so easy to get some from that can practically buy her or slop mayonaisse on her or shit like that Shawdy she's fine, but sh..

1. A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad. Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good. See sucked, aweful..

1. Getting head from a girl who is under the table, during lunch time in a cafeteria. Wow, lunch period is WAY better whenever I get funch..