9th Grade Edit Meaning

1.

by this time you MUST have done the following:

touched a boob

had at least 5 girlfriends

grown a bushfull of pubes

penis bigger than a carrot

grind against a girl

at least 5'4

and most important: masturbated countless times

hey stephen are you ready for 9th grade:

"naww man i havent touched a girl boob yet but i have touched my own!"

"uhh that does not count.. your gay you know that?!"

"i know! i am gay"

See stephen, is, a, homo, butt