What is 1/8th Jewish?
When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a
"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?