[the Boat] Edit Meaning

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NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.

Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)

Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)

Spidey: Check

Boat: 2,000 raise

Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check

Boat: Raise 5,000

Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check

Boat: All in

Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces

Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boatis BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)

See poker, river, cards, boat