What is [the Dalt]?
The Dalt is a young lad who gets his pleasures by pushing little kids off sea-saws and jungle gyms. He is your superior, he is your better half, he is your Other half, he is all you could ever hope to be. He spends his days traveling through space with hopes to one day find another human being who is truly as awesome as himself.
The Dalt once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks are for pussies. Just to prove how tough he is.
"Hey did you just get uglier and/or less awesome?"
Yea, The Dalt is in the room, thats what usually happens.