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An erect penis. A plump pickle.
"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"
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insignificant mild inconveiniance.
"man, i just crashed my porsche 911 into a tree swerving to miss those migdets...."
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the ability to text with either hand
Dude i'm so ambitextrious i can text answers with my right hand and my girlfriend with my lef..