[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Eye Rapist

1. Someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed. "did you see that yard worker?? He was totall..

Diva Invitation

1. 1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never ..

Dick-goat

1. (noun) 1.a pubic hair goatee 2.ballsack used as a vulgar, insulting slang word "Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on." &q..

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