[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?


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The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

See valentines, day, love, heart, hate


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