[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Gherkin

1. slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? i..

Out Your Chicken

1. So drunk you are out your head, blind, steaming, drunk. "Man you are out your chicken tonight." "I was so out my chicke..

Sarah's Pocket Cock

1. a flaccid, travel-sized dildo, that can be reconstituted with water at your convenience to functional size. Don't forget to pack S..

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