[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Ejac-u-beam

1. A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate. "HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it,..

Zooey

1. the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad Joe: y..

Quaytown

1. Slang, nickname for Fuquay. Mexicans, wannabe rednecks, and wangsters! We in Quaytown now! See mexican, fuquay, redneck, wangster 1. ..

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