[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Nookums

1. a person who is very adorable. a pet name for someone you love very much. oooh nookums, you are so freakin adorable. See nookie, baby..

I've Made A Huge Mistake.

1. 1. An understatement to utter under your breath when you botch everything. 2. Something to say when you realize your preconceptions of ..

Dirty Dave

1. When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate ..

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