[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Hymen Police

1. The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someo..

Frogs On A Zeppelin

1. Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening "Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"..

Doleh

1. A male who likes wearing nipple rings to staff meetings. Wow nice nipple ring you "doleh"!..

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