[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

See valentines, day, love, heart, hate

Fire And Brimstone

1. wat you say when you let out flatulence in a camp dorm Rob: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!! Ross: awwwwwwwwww man dude come on See fart, fla..

Zaptos

1. In Arizona this is what we call shoes. Shoot! They threw my zapatos up on the power lines...

Umtch

1. A more appropriate term for bitch. This term is used usually around teacher or parents. that girl was such an umtch, she just flicked m..

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