[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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J.mo

1. an individual who considers you his/her friend, when all you really need them for is their ride. usually chunky and red faced. "l..

Jim Hendry

1. Jim Hendry is a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung... figurativel..

I'll Let Her Touch My Penis

1. not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out. D..

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