[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

See valentines, day, love, heart, hate

Smarmodon

1. A smarmy person. Also, smarmosaur. "Steve is such a smarmodon" See smarmy, smarmosaur, sleazy, seduction, romance..

Dribillitate

1. To completely and utterly bore into submission/agony because of incessant babbling or dribble. The guest lecturer completely dribillita..

Twelve Rocks In A Box

1. a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution ..

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