[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

See valentines, day, love, heart, hate

Monkey Storm

1. Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash ..

Like It's His Job

1. A phrase to describe the skill level of an individual. A compliment. Dude, Carl was flips those patties like it's his job! Shann..

Ugster

1. A person of either sex who displays photos to make him or herself appear more appealing/attractive than they in fact are. Angela's..

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