[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

See valentines, day, love, heart, hate

Zack-me-off

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Nick Dick

1. One of the only small empty vacant places in the universe. Occasionaly, mistaken as a myth. Dude, you have a nicks dick!! Atoms are t..

Ho'ologist

1. An expert in the study of whore's. I am a Ho'ologist. My mate is a world renowned Ho'ologist. See perv, deviant, punte..

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