[valentine's Day]

What is [valentine's Day]?

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!

Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

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Auto-erotic Asphixiation

1. The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm. the dumbass inxs singer "Michae..

Angry Chubaka

1. While receiving oral sex, thrust your member down your partner’s esophagus. Your partner will try to scream at you for surprising/gagg..

Gongoozle

1. English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by. I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday aft..

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