*whathefuck* Edit Meaning

1. If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey" Hey Boys, I can'..

1. Masturbating in a closet or bathroom of a bar or party after getting shot down by ever girl there. Then returning, to your friends to e..

1. A female janitor; groundskeeper, charwoman, etc. also: janitress At my school there are three janitors and one janitrix. See janitor,..