Xlgdzx Seraph

What is Xlgdzx Seraph?

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A great veteran of the Grenada Infiltration. Before he enlisted into the military in the far off year of 2001, he was a fry cook working steadily for the man. Things took a turn for the worst when he met Sgt.Gen.Pvt.Cmd.Ceo.Rpq.Wtf.Bbq. Leowitz, who encourage him to join the armed forces. His only begotten son, Jesus, died at the hands of the mongolian invaders. He died helping defend the United States from Canada and their robo-giraffe comrades.

"Then something AMAZING happened, and now I can talk to animals." - xLGDZx Seraph

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