What is Xmission?


One of the better known ISP’s around the internet for hosting such controversial sites as hektik and even lesser known sites such as maddox.XMission. They are well known for setting standards and being available 24-7, tackling political issues, and being fun to drink with.

I got tired of being made fun of for using ISP's like Qwerst and AO-Hell so I switched to XMission and now I can get a girl friend.


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