What is Xobe?
1.
One who PWNs, i.e. virtually ass-kicked. Commonly known to be a misspelled version of "owned", but definition is applicable.
Look at that Xobe go! He just PWNED you!!
2.
An obscure but very affective means of swatting a flying insect. One uses two chopsticks to grind said flying bug into a hard surface.
Dude Xobe that bug, its starting to piss me off!