What is Xp?
1.
1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded."
2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon.
3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.
"LOL! XP"
"Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit."
"You need 100 XP for a level."
2.
Abbreviation for 'XPISTOS', Greek for Christ.
Why does Father John have an XP on his robes?
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3.
An abbreviation for 'experience' in the context of role playing games, usually given in a point value and used to determine a character's level.
Damn, killing that Farastu Gehreleth last session gave me 6000 XP! That puts me up to level seven.
4.
An emoticon that signifies "laughing really hard while sticking out the tongue."
See also:
P1: Crab Cakes.
P2: omgwtflol
P1: XP
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5.
1) Short-hand version of "Windows XP," one of Microsoft's operating systems for PCs.
2) The first two letters of the Greek word XRISTOS, Christ; -- an abbreviation used with the letters separate or, oftener, in a monogram, often inclosed in a circle, as a symbol or emblem of Christ. It use as an emblem was introduced by Constantine the Great, whence it is known as the Constantinian symbol, or monogram.
1) "XP is so much more stable than 98, but the work space is so small and they re-arranged the UI... again!"
2) "WHOA! I didn't know XP is the shortened Greek version of Christ!"
6.
The International, Universal, Inter-galactical emoticon face of
Commonly misinterpreted to be:
A) laughing-with-tongue-out
B) a version of Windows
Misuse can result in disgust and confusion.
Correct use:
Person C: "Hey, how are you today?"
Person D: "I'm pretty good. A little XP"
Person C: "Oooh, damn. Want a Laxative?"
Person D: "Thanks that would be awesome!!!"
Misuses:
Misuse 1:
Person X: "...then she told this joke and I was all XP!!!"
Person Y: "Ew, you're Disgusting!!!" *Pukes*
Misuse 2:
Person X: "Hey, what's your computer on?"
Person Y: "Windows XP"
Person X: "Ouch. I know the feeling, man."
Misuse 3:
Person Y: "I wanna make you XP"
Person X: "Excuse me???"
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7.
xP is usually used when texting sms's or mail's to say that you are kidding about something,that you did something better than your interlocutor... xP
Person 1 : I got 8 on my Maths test...
Person 2 : Well,I got 10,as I was studying all night long... xP
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