Xpox

What is Xpox?


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A fast spreading disease. Highly Communicable among nerds, geeks, Gamers, and haxors, the disease is spread by contact of the game "Halo 3".

Symptoms include:

Insomnia

Dehydration

Rapid weight loss or gain

Atrophy of social life

atrophy of sexual life

Permanent damage to thumbs, eyeballs, and ears.

There is no known cure as of yet.

Nic>"I dont think I'll be able to make it in to work today"(deadly sounding cough).

Boss>"Oh? whats the matter? are you sick?"

Nic>"yes(cough)I seem to have caught the Xpox(sneeze) thats going around"

Boss>"Oh! well take all the time you need".

Nic>"Thank you sir(wheeze)Im feeling dizzy, I have to go now"

Boss>"Feel better. Bye" (hangs up)

Nic>(hangs up) "Sucker!"(Halo 3 music blares in the background)

See halo fever


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