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Person who steals turds and collects them
"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"..
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(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or..
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taking a crap in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl so when an unsuspecting victim pees and flushes, shit fills the bowl
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