Xtemp Edit Meaning

1. A penile rupture caused by anal sex with scorpions. Ow, dude! I just got a massive tlot. I won't be having anal sex with scorpions..

1. A guy who manages to pick up more skanks than the normal skank -meister. John's really turned into a super conducting skank magnet..

1. A boy who tries to play the game, the game of tennis. He fails. He fails at everything. Epic-ly. He loses to Bradford Stricklin and ..