Xxx-mas Edit Meaning

1. a person who only has one hair down there ;) (usually from guys named derek) derek has a brown unihair. See hair, brown, uni, derek..

1. A portmanteau with some tmesis for extra kick. "I abso-freaking-loved Hot Fuzz!" "What?" "It's like abs..

1. 1) the last name of an incredibly sexy bitch. particularly partaining to the first name "john". 2) meaning hot mother fucker..