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When you get inebriated and end up sleeping with a relative.
All I remember is my cousin Jeff and my cousin Susie were at the bar getti..
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The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me:..
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To noisily projectile vomit.
That mystery meat] from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.
See vomit, illness, food po..