Xylem Edit Meaning

1. Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affair..

1. Read the fucking instructions. Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI See read, fucking, instructions, rtfi..

1. an expression used when something shocking happens. Boy - "someone stole my cell phone yesterday!!" Girl - "Bajesus my ..