What is 1z Rape Crew?
A group of 9-12 LSMSA students (rapists) who lived on 1C '07-'08 and migrated to 2B '08-'09.
Some fun facts about the 1Z Rape Crew:
1. We're responsible for 69% of the bleeding anuses at LSMSA. The other 31% was
2. Chances are, if you ever saw
3. Our watches are always correct because their tuned to
4. We're that sinking feeling of dread you get when you drop the soap.
5. We're the reason you sleep face up.
1. Nurse: Hey why are the back of your pants red? Did something happen to you...?
Embarassed Victim: Ummm I didn't get raped or anything! It's uhh my period!
Nurse: But you're a guy...
Victim: Oh yeah...I forgot...
2. Rapist: Hey bro! Wanna see a cool video?
Random Person: Sure! What's it about?
*5 seconds later*
Everyone in the room: OH GOD! AHHHHH
3. SLA: Hey wtf are you doing in the hall past midnight?! My watch says its lights out, so that means major infractions for all of you!
Us: Well buddy, our watches say it's
rape time, so that means you should go ahead and make this easy for yourself by bending over or else we'll have to do this the "hard" way!
*SLA gets raped and never mentions the time again*
4. *showering guy drops his soap*
69 miles away:
Rape Crew: OUR SHOWER SENSES ARE TINGLING!
Showering Guy: Aww shit this again *stuffs dildo up his ass because one in deep is better than three big meat*
5. *dreaming guy humping his pillow*: ohhh yeahh baby you're so dirty aren't you?
Rapists: WHY YES WE ARE!
*guy still dreaming*: we? hey girl you didn't tell me your friends were coming....AHHHHHHH OHHHH GODDDDDDD
6. Random Guy: DUDE I LOVE BRAWL! LETS PLAY BROS!
1Z Rape Crew: OK sure!
*1 hour later*
Guy: Man that was fun! What other games do you have?
Guy: Hey bros whats goin on??
Rapists: WE'RE GONNA PLAY AMAZON JUNGLE ADVENTURES! WE'RE THE EXPLORERS AND YOUR ASS IS THE CAVE!!