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When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..
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Pole Vault = Natural high
~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every..
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After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.
Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs a..