What is Saber Toothed Crotch Critter?


1.

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

See crabs, blow jobs, chomping, scraping


79

Random Words:

1. A fat chick that you hook up with at a party when you are really drunk, then wake up the next day and start drinking to try and erase it..
1. You Know You Go To Rockhurst When: A majority of your friends are from Kansas City, Omaha or St. Louis. You get tired of people saying..
1. slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time. Don't buy that bed I'll grocott..