Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

What is Saber Toothed Crotch Critter?

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When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

See crabs, blow jobs, chomping, scraping

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