What is Sabertooth Crotch Crickets?
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The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
Me: So did pound that bitch last night.
Jordan: Hell no bro!!!
Me: Why not?
Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!
Me: Shitty deal bro.
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An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
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