What is Sabertooth Crotch Crickets?


1.

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

See crabs, std, slut, whore, nutsack

2.

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.

I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.

See std, hiv, disease, crotch


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