What is Sabertooth Crotch Crickets?


1.

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

See crabs, std, slut, whore, nutsack

2.

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.

I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.

See std, hiv, disease, crotch


37

Random Words:

1. A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double stan..
1. rolling on the motherfucking computer chair. CONFLICTS: how far are you from irving some nub FGT: probably 20 minutes some nub FGT: d..
1. Widely regarded as the finest university cricket establishment in England, UBVCC had humble beginnings but has moved from strength to st..