What is Saber-toothed Crotch Cricket?


1.

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

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2.

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

3.

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

4.

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

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