What is Saber-toothed Crotch Cricket?
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Crabs
She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
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body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
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AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
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sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
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