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Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.
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crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.
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If you have gained a bunch of weight over the years and you don't want to reveal the true answer you reply with undisclosed. But yo..
