What is Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets?

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Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.

These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.

For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

See saber, sabre, cricket, std, crotch
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