Sac War

What is Sac War?


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When two men thrust their sacs at each others while kissing (preferably tongue) until someone gives up.

Rules:

1) Weiners must be strapped to the stomach with an elastic band.

2) Hands behind the back at all times (Allowed to finger oneself mid-game).

3) Lips must be locked the entire game.

4) No Footsy's. Thats for fags.

5) NO GIRLS. Unless its a hermaphrodite with a sac.

6) Loser must tickle the winners prostate until they cum

Me: Yo BJ I heard you just lost to your dad in Sac War.

BJ: Yea, I have internal bleeding in my nuts and my finger smells like poop.

See sac, weiners, war, finger, elastic, game, prostate, cum


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