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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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When you're in an elavator and you try to speed it up by madly pushing one of the floor buttontabs or the arrows...you know.
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A person with one eye askew.
One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat..