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To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who ..
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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Something that happens when you fuck shit up.
If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful...