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When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.
I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had ..
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A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie w..
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A "shit sandwich" made using a hotdog bun.
Since I'm now a fecal-feliac, I was going to just eat that piece of poo over ..