Sacramento Skeeball

What is Sacramento Skeeball?


1.

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

See dirty sanchez, hot carl, cleveland steamer, stinky fishhook, angry pirate, angry dragon

2.

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)

I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, dutch oven, dingleberry


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