Sacred Baby

What is Sacred Baby?

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A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.

him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.

they: we are made of babies.

SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!
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