Sacred Baby

What is Sacred Baby?

1.

A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.

him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.

they: we are made of babies.

SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!
73

Random Words:

Hand Blow Dryer
1. a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping. When I go to the bathroom at college ..
Read more
Chocolate Tower
1. This is when a guy is doing a girl in the bunghole, she poops on his thingy (and yes, the shit has be on the dick) and when he is about ..
Read more
Zylophone
1. The Phonetically correct way to spell xylophone. Which should be adopted immediatly. Next time they ask you to spell xylophone, spell i..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free