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The first friday after Valentine's Day. Sometimes can be extended by as much as a week. It is a time for mock Berlin walls, great s..
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Something drunk by people who can neither read nor spell.
Presumably tastes similar to the non-fictitious beverage Jägermeister, with w..
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt..
