What is Sacto?
1.
Capital of Cali.
Best known for tomatoes, rice, politics, "massage parlors", homeless schizos kicked out of Roseville, cows, Laker losses, and kick-ass asian food.
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"Da governator don't be hangin in no sacto! The man takes his ride from so cal every day. His ass too good to be representin' the nine-one-six."
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2.
the town that desperate davis college boys go to for sexual fulfillment
Roshan's busy tonight; he's going to Sacto.
3.
the crappiest place on earth
Sacto is hot and smells like a cow's dung.
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A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
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