What is Sad Panda?
1.
An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.
For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.
I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
2.
A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
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Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
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3.
The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."
Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
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4.
an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.
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5.
An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.
A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.
They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.
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6.
Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
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7.
A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”
Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::
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