What is Sadat?
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One of the rarest Pokémon to ever be seen, the Sadat is roughly 10 stories wide. This however may be inflated by the many bombs this Pokémon carries under it’s outerwear. The standard size of this Pokémon ranged in between 2000 and 5000, or as the pokedex says, "who gives a shit? it's too big to fucking catch"
This Pokémon tends to attempt very hard to overtake other Pokémon in terms of academics, but more often then not tends to fail at this task. This then leads to a cycle of teasing by other Pokémon (most often the Evgeny as it also is lifeless and sad). This often leads to binge eating and drinking and the watching of “anime”.
This Pokémon is a very sociable creature however. Or would be assuming it could socialize. However this Pokémon is often awkward and therefore shunned by the other Pokémon. To impress other Pokémon it often sprouts well known phrases such as “Gotta catch them all”, “You’re a fag”, and “That’s what she said”. However this often leads to the annoyance of the Pokémon it is trying to socialize and the cycle of rejection.
The smell of the Pokémon leads to the death of every straight human it encounters. However the Sadat procreates through means of sexual encounters with a man from the human race, and gay people are often found with this rare Pokémon.
However, the Sadat never breeds.
"Wow that Sadat smelled like shit!" Misty
"That's what she said." Sadat.
"who gives a shit? it's too big to fucking catch" Pokedex.
"Ur fat, n ur mom is 2." Evgeny.
"Why the fuck is it trying to rape me?" Ask Ketchum.
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