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When you answer the door or walk by open windows in your negligee.
She opted to throw a towel over her skimpy night gown lest someone c..
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1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.
2. Jump on the bottle.
Malcolm owed me twenty bu..
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Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking ou..
