Saddifying Edit Meaning

1. A dreadlock formed after being in a pool/shower/lake "I just got outta the shower and got major aqualocks" See water, dreads..

1. When you have a VERY itchy asshole. Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night. Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I h..

1. The splashing back of dirty toilet water on your anus after dropping a monster duce. damn man, i just shit so big that i got back-splas..