Saddleback Santorum

What is Saddleback Santorum?

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The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

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