Saddlebacking

What is Saddlebacking?


1.

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.

Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

See saddleback, buttfucking

2.

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

See anal, evangelical, christian

3.

When straight kids ass-fuck because their abstinence only sex-ed classes have erroneously convinced them that anal leaves the girl pure and virginal.

I love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don't even have to persuade them to try anal - they LOVE saddlebacking!

See anal, ass-fuck, buttsex, christians, teens, fundamentalism

4.

The action of performing anal sex in order to preserve ones vaginal purity. Most extreme religious couples practice this before marriage, although in almost all religious publications this is looked up as a worse offense.

In the case of homosexual relations, this is the only way for a men to perform intercourse with each other.

"Have you heard that Tom and Bill have a dry-erase board in their bed room?"

"No, whats it for?"

"I have heard that is used to keep score of who has had the most orgasms while they are saddlebacking each other. I also heard that they participate in the convergencepractice after they finish."

See tom, bill, saddlebacking, convergence, caress, romance, anal, gas, smell

5.

When a young unmarried christian couple has anal sex in order to avoid vaginal intercourse which would be considered fornication and a sin.

Dave and Laura were saddlebacking because they both took a chasity pledge.

See chasity, anal, christian, church, stupid

6.

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ vb fr. Saddleback Church (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginity.

Bill and Heather loved Saddlebacking. After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

See virginity, teen sex, young love

7.

To protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred vagina. But rather to engage in sexual activity through the anus and mouth/

Mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the crap out of her, literally

See mandy, tom, saddlebacking, anal, sex


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