What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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The act of wiping one's ass with a teddy bear, preferably Fozzie Bear if available, then belly flopping onto the bear.
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What someone would ask their friend if they were really fucked up.
"Nigga, you straight?"
See you good, drunk, silly, fucked..
