What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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(n.) - the male reproductive fluid, better known as spluge, and occasionally referred to as jism.
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One who nooches see nooch. One who eats nooch.
I like the taste of nooch, I am a noocharelli.
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