What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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Adjective - derived from the very to zipskin, referring to the catching of a male member in a trouser (UK) or pants (USA) zip.
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The process of two people being 'together' and then officially going out.
Josh: "When did Cat and Danny start going out?..
