What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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One who is more concerned with his/her own appearance than that of others. also see: obsessed with pic posts
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when you do a favor for a friend because he's your bro, but you expect him to do a similar favor for you in the future.
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