What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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A place where people go where they are faced with extream excitement of somthing that has happened.
Mom: I Just brought you 10 hookers ..
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Having sexual intercourse when the female pulls her panties or "g-string" to the side lazily, instead of taking them off.
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