What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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A very skanky person; someone who is skanky to the max.
You know Kelly?
Yeah, I know that skankatosh.
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While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed on..
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Using one's penis as a choking device; via, wrapping around the throat.
So instead of hanging this fucker, we johnnynoosed him.
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