What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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Random Words:
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German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte.
See Zeke..
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This is when you take either a friends drink, or just someone you really despise, and you cum inside of it and you sit back and watch th..
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..
