What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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Located in Southeastern Virginia. Basically a combination of 7 urban cities see seven cities, Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Newport News, Ha..
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A term usually reserved for anal intercourse.
Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper.
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Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain
"are you just playing mon..
