What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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Also spelled Queer Bear, a large gay man.
Usually has facial hair.
Goes for that lumber jack look..
That dude looks like he's a ..
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The piece of skin in between the scrotum and the anus.
A.K.A. taint, gooch, grundle
My meat bridge is on fire, i'm in need of so..
