What is Sadsturbate?
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Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
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sweet and or very cool. Good stuff.
That cinnamon bun was krunktastic!
That's Krunktastic, Yo!
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One who is not morman and sucks the left testicle of a sloth. A
Mr. Jordan the unioglemerman sucked off a sloth this afternoon...
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A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.
She licked and gently stroked his cock..
