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a magical time of year when unicorns get together and mate.
oh look hunny its uniconpollyfuckination season lets go watch them mate...
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A person that simply can never be happy for another person's success whether they know him/her or not. So rather than be happy they..
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, ..
